Did you know I have always suspected that men were idiots, " Daphne ground out, "but I was never positive until today.

It's the curse of motherhood. You're required to love us even when we vex you.

And if you say that's because you lot barged into her home like a herd of mentally deficient sheep, I'm disowning all three of you.

There were rules among friends, commandments, really, and the most important one was Thou Shalt Not Lust After Thy Friend's Sister.

Any man, you'll soon learn, has an insurmountable need to blame someone else when he is made to look a fool.

Simon gave her a startled look. 'I don't believe I have ever been condescended to by a woman before.' She shrugged. 'It was probably past time.

what a sad pair we are, " she said. "Surely we can manage a conversation on a topic other than our respective terrible evenings.

You don’t know the sacrifice behind the success!

Art is the only answer to chaos and the void.

When you learn to love unconditionally and deeply, you gain the power of love.

... first learn to construct the parts properly before it ventures to fashion a great whole

I used to play golf with a guy who cheated so badly that he once had a hole in one and wrote down zero on the scorecard.

I was raised to think cursing makes you look unintelligent.

I'd like a glass of cold gravy with a hair in it, please.

Americans will be amazed to find ho many of the modern dance steps are relics of the African heritage.

It's fun to play mom. Last I knew I was playing a 17-year-old who graduated.

The most important thing in life will always be family. The people right here, right now.