Depression catches everyone who lives long enough to be caught.

Ikea products should come free with happy meals.

If you were a kangaroo you'd forget you've got a joey in your pouch.

God was created by evolution, inside the imagination of a primate.

The sun is our father, the earth is our mother. And God is a myth destroying our family.

Nonbelievers are not anti-religious, they are anti-fraud and anti-deception.

Few things sound so beautiful as the poetic accent of a Welsh woman.

It's hogwash to say drunkenness is no excuse for crime... Wherever mind altering drugs are on sale to the public, we should expect mind altered behaviour from the public.

You can split atoms, but you can't split true love.

No-one wants acorns, but everyone wants oaks.

Walking a dog is a lesson in the simplicities of happiness, but you need to throw sticks to get maximum benefit from the lesson.

You know those vampire myths? Bollocks to them.

Pretending to him that she felt something would be easy. Pretending to herself that she didn't? That was a whole other story.

I long ago suggested the hypothesis, that in the basin of the Thames there are indications of a meeting in the Pleistocene period of a northern and southern fauna.

We are like boxers, one never knows how much longer one has

Songwriting is a great release. It helps me work through things.

Your brand or your name is simply your reputation, you have to fight in life to protect that as it means everything. Nothing is more important.

Tranqility is a certain quality of mind, which no condition or fortune can either exalt or depress.

Wisdom is probably the ability to cope. That's why someone who has to walk seven miles every day to get water for their children can be wiser than someone sitting behind a desk in Wall Street.

Certainly coming to America has been extraordinary.