Cute? I think my testosterone level just dropped - Ranger

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

God has provided food for every bird, but He doesn't throw it in their nests

I am awake and witness to the beauty that resides behind you're soulful eyes of intent. Become my impaler.

Education is neither eastern nor western.

One's own self is well hidden from one's own self; of all mines of treasure, one's own is the last to be dug up.

Peace with all the world, is my sincere wish.

A writer's self-consciousness, for which he is much scorned, is really a mode of interestedness, that inevitably turns outward.

Thanks, Mom for always being there For showing me such love and care. Thanks for all you've done and do How I turned out is down to you I love you Have a lovely birthday

Chicken is good and never stop eating you will look like me and you will have hair like me and sing like me and be 500 pounds!!!!

Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to end up by wearing all the skin of his left ear from twirling around on it.

While there's plenty to be said for drive and talent, it was my parents' support that started me on the path that led me here today.