Cows are the Devil's handmaidens.

If you're looking for Mr. Perfect, you‟re going to spend your whole life being disappointed, because he doesn‟t exist. You have to get the best deal you can, but there will always be problems.

I have a real low tolerance for parasites, and you're so close to the limit that I'm already reaching for the flea powder.

A village somewhere was missing it's idiot.

Sign by elevator put up by computer geeks in office building: REMEMBER: FIRST YOU PILAGE, THEN YOU BURN. THOSE WHO DO NOT COMPLY WILL BE SUSPENDED FROM THE RAIDING TEAM. In Mr Perfect

Women were always complications, bless their perverse little hearts.

Pleasure was a siren, luring her to experience more

I'm not holding you against your will; I'm holding you against your car.

If death turned out to be a lack of being rather than a lack of consciousness, well, then, that sucked.

Don’t kiss me,” she said warningly. “I don’t intend to,” he replied, smiling a little. “I don’t have my whip and chair with me.

He needed a woman. Bad.

Travel brings wisdom only to the wise. It renders the ignorant more ignorant than ever.

God is really another artist. He invented the giraffe the elephant and the cat. He has no real style. He just goes on trying other things.

I grew up in the time of Germany after the war.

Pedaling through the dark currents, I find an accurate copy. A blue print of the pleasure in me.

People think because I went to Yale that that implies privilege, and it is a privilege in the sense that it's an incredible opportunity.

I looked a little pasty. But hey, at least I didn't wet myself!

If you're wearing a pair of shoes that's a little flashy, then it's important not to be flashy up top and vice versa.

Abbott's Admonitions: (1) If you have to ask, you're not entitled to know. (2) If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question.

Better is a dinner of herbs where love is than a fattened ox and hatred with it.

I didn't want murder. It's all gone wrong.