Constant revolutionizing of production, uninterrupted disturbance of all social conditions, everlasting uncertainty and agitation distinguish the bourgeosis epoch from all earlier ones.

Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.

My object in life is to dethrone God and destroy capitalism.

If you can cut the people off from their history, then they can be easily persuaded.

There must be something rotten in the very core of a social system which increases its wealth without diminishing its misery

When the sufferers learn to think, then the thinkers will learn to suffer.

Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.

Accumulation of wealth at one pole is at the same time accumulation of misery, agony of toil, slavery, ignorance, brutality, mental degradation, at the opposite pole

Social reforms are never carried out by the weakness of the strong; but always by the strength of the weak.

Follow your own path, no matter what people say.

The last capitalist we hang shall be the one who sold us the rope.

When you are looking for love, then love is spreading its net to catch you.

The death takes a moment and life lasts forever. Why spend eternity worried about a singularity?

What man thinks of changing himself so as to suit his wife? And yet men expect that women shall put on altogether new characters when they are married, and girls think that they can do so.

And then, for an old man like me, it's not exactly right,This kind o' playing soldier with no enemy in sight.

Whatever is referred to must exist. Let us call this the axiom of existence.

Nothing scares the army more than nonviolent opposition.

Cats are sleek, cats are fast. Cats are... well... they aren’t mean their just wiley. And they will grab your attention in the most seductive way.

There are two kinds of people in this world: Michael Jackson fans and losers.

Fame, we may understand, is no sure test of merit, but only a probability of such; it is an accident, not a property of man.

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.