Congress will always couple one bad idea with another, the better to 'offset' them.

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible.

Karma is the tension of the thread in the human tapestry.

I like to work, read, learn, and understand life.

Can't even feel dissapointed when seeingheaven ain't as wonderful as ever expected.

All my life, I've been trying to fill an emptiness inside. But that emptiness...I've built myself around it. Filling it in would be like filling in the empty space within a cathedral.

I will probably go to jail, but do you know what? There's a lot of good people who go to jail.

I ain't got no time for a Caribbean cruise, just give me a song and a beer.

How can the planet keep turning and turning and not get so bored it explodes?

The troubles which have come upon us always seem more serious than those which are only threatening.

We can't always have the beautiful aspect of things. Let us make the most of our sights that are beautiful and let the others go

I was sent to a school because my father was already aware that his days were numbered, and he was anxious for me to acquire a good education and follow in his footsteps.

I'm 47, my girlfriend's 33; she's 14 years younger than me: Back of the net!