Comedy is incredibly hard. You have to be loose. You have to be not afraid to fail.

No one knows anything. You're going to make mistakes and you're going to do things that people think are stupid. You can't sit there and go, "I never want to make a mistake."

It's not like you get up on stage and you're immediately a genius. It takes a long time. So, don't be discouraged.

If a guy doesn't like a funny girl, something is wrong with him.

A person being patient with an insane person is my favorite thing in the world.

Growing up in Oklahoma, there wasn't much to do. Play sports, do a lot of drugs, or read and watch movies, which is what I did.

Yeah, improvising only really works 100% when you're with somebody.

All the stories have to do with emotion. Emotion is driving everything.

I really enjoyed playing Vinny Vedecci, the Italian talk show host. He was the first character I ever came up with where I gave him a name and a way of dressing.

Oddly enough, I have really bad stage fright - getting up in front of people. And I made a living going on live television.

If you can't forgive yourself, you think you're never going to be able to forgive yourself.

Every morning, look in the mirror and affirm positive words into your life.

We don't teach flowers to bloom

When love is not madness, it is not love.

By giving the leadership to the private sector in a capitalistic society, we're going to measure the value of art by how many products we can sell.

When you live in a city with no stars to wish on, you have to wish on each other.

The joy is an absurd yellow tulip, popping up in my life, contradicting all the evidence that shows it should not be there.

Walk in the narrow streets after midnight under moonlight! Tranquillity is like a sugar for the mind; you think better in the silence of empty spaces!

Jean Alesi is 4th and 5th.

I don't want to be someone that you're settling for. I don't want to be someone that anyone settles for. Marriage is hard enough without bringing such low expectations into it, isn't it?

We just fight our way through it. But you can't just get up and walk out without repeating the behavior over and over.