Comedy is a medicine - a healing process that can help people get through difficult times and understand things better

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Famous people are above the law.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

When the ax came into the forest the trees said the handle is one of us.

Design can have such a positive impact on the way people live and on their relationships and moods.

If you think you are not conceited, it means you are very conceited indeed.

All male animals, including men, when they are in love, are apt to behave in ways that seem ludicrous to bystanders.

We possess only the happiness we able to understand.

Every small boy wanted to be a steam engine driver when they grew up in the old days, including me. There's something very special about them - the noise, the smell, the steam coming out everywhere.

I answer questions the best I can.

I want to get an abortion. But my boyfriend and I are having trouble conceiving.

My mind's cries tell me that everything on earth is tragic. My heart's smiles tell me that everything on earth is magic.

Religion keeps society divided. Spirituality unites it.