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Aziz Ansari Quotes: Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on.
         

Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on.


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One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it's Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack.



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