I'm an optimist - I feel like an amazing part of life is that at any moment.

I just didn’t want to be pigeonholed as an 'ethnic comic' or an 'Asian comic.' I just wanted to be on the same playing field as everyone else.

Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot.

I like going out and I like being single, but a growing part of me would rather just stay home, cook food with someone I really like, and do nothing.

Regardless of your ethnicity or anything, if you do great work, people will notice and you'll get hired.

Do you realize how much better the world would be if we all just treated each other the same way black dudes treat magicians?

I spend so much time on the Internet...I feel like I'm a million pages into the worst book ever, and I'm never going to stop reading.

One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it's Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack.

You’re a feminist if you go to a Jay Z and Beyoncé concert, and you’re not like, ‘Mmm, I feel like Beyoncé should get 23 percent less money than Jay Z'.

I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.

At the risk bragging, one of the things I'm best at is riding coattails. Behind every successful man is me, smiling and taking partial credit.

Just because you do not know how they look like, doesn’t mean you cannot see them.

Maybe he’s normal and we’re the crazy ones. Maybe everyone should talk to themselves. Maybe we’re all just afraid of what we’d say.

Some people play golf. Some are artists, Some jog. I like to write.

No life can surpass that of a man who quietly continues to serve God in the place where providence has placed him.

Stock market bubbles don't grow out of thin air. They have a solid basis in reality, but reality as distorted by a misconception.

I'm a really cheesy romantic I like to light candles and listen to romantic music

I consider myself a student of life.

I always felt like I was right out of Dickens, looking in the window of the Christmas feast, but not at the feast.

Fifty-seven percent of Americans are do-it-yourselfers, craftspeople, and artisans and makers.

But I like to think an athlete is an athlete.