Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

When the love of your life dies, the problem is not that some part of you dies too, which it does, but that some part of you is still alive.

Aside from the inescapable realities of birth and death, we’re responsible for the paths our lives take. We each make our own choices.

Writing is a process of creating yourself again and again for an ever-searching mind.

Let me be content with being happy, without sighing that I am not distinguished.

I never say of an operation that it is without danger.

Player haters be givin' me harsh looks, But I'm tryin to sell records like Garth Brooks.

She was a steady date until she put on some weight.

Acquaintances are always abundant; friends are always scarce!

People say I look younger than the music I'm doing just because the songs are older. Hopefully I can keep my youthful look!

I do not set my life at a pin's fee, And for my soul, what can it do to that, Being a thing immortal as itself?