Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

I breathe in...the fragranceof love, and moist sandthe onehis roses lefton both my handsI just keep on breathingevery momentas much as I canpreserving it, in my bodyfor the dayit can’t.

When things are finally falling into the right places, something happens that puts you back to square one.

One always has exaggerated ideas about what one doesn't know.

It is not permitted to the most equitable of men to be a judge in his own cause.

You can’t teach art, so ART SCHOOL is a contradiction in terms.

People who climb from one rung of society to another can never do anything simply.

To see the angel in the malady requires an eye for the invisible, a certain blinding of one eye and an opening of the other to elsewhere.

Chaykin at his ballsiest and most dynamic. This is how the Shadow should be done.

Youth moves out, leaving no forwarding address. No matter how you try, you can't reach that person again or that place.

Expose not the secret failings of mankind, otherwise you must verily bring scandal upon them and distrust upon yourself.