Children have but little charity for one another's defects

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

It is really a hard life. Men will not be nice to you if you are not good-looking, and women will not be nice to you if you are.

I'm so incredibly tired of giving respect to a lot of delusions and crazy ideas just because they are regarded as religions.

I've gone beyond civil rights and human rights to creation rights.

Lots of old people don't become wise, but you don't get wise unless you age.

I've never dyed my hair or even gotten highlights. All the products I need for my hair are at the drugstore!

Immortality without eternity is a rope with only one end.

Beauty rests on necessities.

I've been saying this for years: There is no longer such a thing as a safe and secure job.

So, are you... intrigued ... by Stanhope?" "Intrigued by him?" "Indeed. Do you find him ..." he paused. "Intriguing?" she teased. He sent her an exasperated look.

Hurry is only admissible in catching flies.