Can’t take a chance that one day, in one spot, somewhere, an exit might appear. We can’t give up. Ever.

Be unpredictable, be real, be interesting. Tell a good story.

I've always been fascinated by quantum physics and the possibility of alternate realities.

I just...feel like I need to save everyone. To redeem myself.

Just follow me and run like your life depends on it. Because it does.

You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!

I've been shucked and gone to heaven.

Oh, I'm good. Seriously, after all these years, you'd think I would stop amazing myself. But here I am, still doing it.

...You'd think the little part about them supposedly killing us would be the attention getter.

i felt her absence. it was like waking up one day with no teeth in your mouth. you wouldn't need to run to the mirror to know they were gone

Such a display of death - how could it be considered a victory?

When I learn something new - and it happens every day - I feel a little more at home in this universe, a little more comfortable in the nest.

I went to a Catholic school but did not really fit in.

Donald Trump is dangerous. The truth is that the bigotry and hatred that he speaks have real consequences in people's lives.

Right perspective is no perspective or all perspectives.

While we are alive we should sit among colored lights and taste good wines, and discuss our adventures in far places; when we are dead, the opportunity is past.

Most of the stories I have go downhill quickly. In all honesty most of the good stories I have, no one else would think is funny.

As a performer you are being used to keep people watching so the commercial endorsements that support the network can be seen by as many people as possible.

This is the great Secret of life.

The journey is better than the inn".

No man has a natural right to commit aggression on the equal rights of another; and this is all from which the laws ought to restrain him.