Can't say it often enough — change your hair, change your life.

If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.

Time is never wasted if you remember to bring along something to read.

Why should things be easy to understand?

Every weirdo in the world is on my wavelength.

Murphy's Law, that brash proletarian restatement of Godel's Theorem.

Let the peace of this day be here tomorrow when I wake up.

A screaming comes across the sky.

The Lord's angel, Gebrail, dictated the Koran to Mohammed the Lord's Prophet. What a joke if all that holy book were only twenty-three years of listening to the desert. A desert which has no voice.

It all comes down, as it must, to the desires of individual men. Oh, and women too of course, bless their empty little heads.

Someday it'll all be done by machine. Information machines.

Everything you want lies on the other side of learning to trust yourself. Take a chance. Have faith. You already know who you are, what you want, and where you want to go.

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Quitting smoking can be a very good test of ones character. Pass the test and you will have accomplished so much more than just get rid of one bad habit

I try and go to as many places as possible. It's really cool that I even get to see different places.

If I had to perform in a comedy club I would bomb; I would be trying too hard.

I'm proud to represent those hands that labor in this country. I've given every maid I've ever portrayed soul and heart.

I want people to get involved and to connect with veterans.

When you lose a lover it's like getting a bad haircut. It grows back in time.

The foundations which we would dig about and find are within us, like the kingdom of heaven, rather than without.

The greatest misfortune that can come to a human being is to lose his inner peace. No outer force can rob him of it. It is his own thoughts, his own actions, that rob him of it.