Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Stay home and the crooks win. They get the night, by default and concession, the night which should rightly belong to all of us.

If you know someone that has given up hope, try giving that person some of your peace, joy, and faith!

A poem can have an impact, but you can't expect an audience to understand all the nuances.

It's hard to be a No. 1 when you're not even No. 1 on your team.

A style does not go out of style as long as it adapts itself to its period. When there is an incompatibility between the style and a certain state of mind, it is never the style that triumphs.

All religion relates to life, and the life of religion is to do good

A country without a border is like a person in a house without a front door. Anybody can enter and you cannot ask anybody to leave.

You sure you don’t want me to stay? I’ll make you coffee and ask you about your day.

An artist is an entertainer, number one - a storyteller who takes people someplace, who gives them what they didn't know they wanted.

Motor racing's less of a sport these days than a commercial break doing 150 mph.