Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I'm not sure man needs the help.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Are we willing to shun vain repetition and keep our prayers out of an unchallenging rut by asking God to make us more sensitive to our own sin?

How "spiritual" you are has nothing to do with what you believe, but everything to do with your state of consciousness.

Book publishing would be so much easier without the authors.

Because, as we are told—a sad old joke, too— Ghosts, like the ladies, never speak till spoke to.

I am slow. A sentence often takes an hour to compose before I throw it out. What can you do?

Love is Natures second sun.

One never goes further than when they do not know where they are going.

I only know how to do me, so that's just what I'm going to do.

I feel I am a little bit older. Reckon I will start growing a beard next week.

The weak fear happiness itself. They can harm themselves on cotton wool. Sometimes they are wounded even by happiness