By laughing, it helps take our power back.

Really life is about narcissism; no one is ever thinking about you much. You always think people are thinking about you way more than they are.

I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it.

And home pregnancy tests? They are so last century. Nowadays, I think there's an app that calls your iPhone to warn you that if you finish that third cosmo, you may wind up with a wombmate.

Every era in history has needed, and will need, reproductive health services.

You can't solve a problem until you address the problem.

By some fluke, my folks forgot to ask me the question most crucial to ensuring a lifetime of self-doubt: 'What if you fail?

We've got a deeply flawed political system with an insane overreaching extremist element, with a Supreme Court that is completely loony.

My curiosity is not a choice. It's always been part of me. I think of it as a vital organ.

I'm Catholic. My mother and I were unpacking and she found my diaphragm. I had to tell her it was a bathing cap for my cat.

Commit a little bit more to the world outside of your own life. Get people talking.

I think every writer has a little freak in ‘em.

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed.

The words that are coming out of my mouth and how I mean them, it's so much different.

The Internet is not a place. It’s a great void, a black hole, from which you can call up an incredible amount of disorganized information.

She's sent the crows out to blind the guests coming for dinner!" What?" She's BLINDING THE GUESTS COMING FOR DINNER!" Well, that's one way to avoid having to dust, I suppose.

Thats what the right-wing is good at: figuring out the left wing.

No one wakes up one day and decides they want to become a drug dealer or they want to be a stick-up kid. Those decisions are made after a series of events have happened in one's life.

That race you feel you are a part of is happening only in your mind.

If you are not able to provide security for your own country, how can you guarantee liberties?

Always invest for the long term.