Commit a little bit more to the world outside of your own life. Get people talking.

Really life is about narcissism; no one is ever thinking about you much. You always think people are thinking about you way more than they are.

I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it.

And home pregnancy tests? They are so last century. Nowadays, I think there's an app that calls your iPhone to warn you that if you finish that third cosmo, you may wind up with a wombmate.

Every era in history has needed, and will need, reproductive health services.

You can't solve a problem until you address the problem.

By some fluke, my folks forgot to ask me the question most crucial to ensuring a lifetime of self-doubt: 'What if you fail?

We've got a deeply flawed political system with an insane overreaching extremist element, with a Supreme Court that is completely loony.

My curiosity is not a choice. It's always been part of me. I think of it as a vital organ.

I'm Catholic. My mother and I were unpacking and she found my diaphragm. I had to tell her it was a bathing cap for my cat.

Nebraska is proof that hell is full and the dead are walking the earth.

Thank you Bjork Peterson for a wonderful review of my new book "Why We Love Serial Killers" @readingghost

Putting is like wisdom - partly a natural gift and partly the accumulation of experience.

And the Arabs are the biggest owners now of media in the United States, okay, and over stock exchanges. And in many major U.S. cities they’re the majority owners.

Death is only a small interruption.

A mantra is like meeting the Buddha or Bodhisattva himself.

I will never say a bad word about 'One Tree Hill'. The entire shape of my world changed because of that show, so I'll always be very affectionate toward it.

... every man on the planet Has just as much right as yourself to the road.

Reaching toward perfection in any one thing should lift us higher in all things; it should beget a habit of application and thoroughness.

I don't really like groups that make the same statement over and over again. It's good, but kind of predictable.

People do terrible things all the time, but we don’t regularly disown our humanity. We disavow the terrible things.