Bureaucrats live on the fat of the land, while the rest of us stay skinny laboring to pay their salaries.

Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal.

Choice, not chance, determines destiny.

The courage to speak must be matched by the wisdom to listen.

There is always something to be thankful for. If you can't pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your creditors.

Education helps you earn more. But not many schoolteachers can prove it.

Isn't it wonderful how dogs can win friends and influence people without ever reading a book.

Sign on a High School bulletin board in Dallas: Free every Monday through Friday-knowledge. Bring your own containers.

The biggest farce of man's history has been the argument that wars are fought to save civilization.

It's a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore it.

Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time.

If you possess the character that you have in your daily lives, nobody can't forcefully change your personality unless you embrace their influence.

In love, a divine self manifest.

As time moves on the line will blur. It will no longer seem to be the simplicity of good versus evil, but good versus fools who think they are good.

Nobody will ever tell you who praised you but everybody would like to be the first to tell you who criticized you.

To make peace, one must be an uncompromising leader. To make peace, one must also embody compromise.

I censored myself for 50 years when I was a reporter. Now I wake up and ask myself, 'Who do I hate today?'

A man is involved in life, leaves his impress on it, and outside of that there is nothing.

[T]he game's got to be played on the field, and that's the one day that's got to be the most important day.

Mr. Speaker, Delaware River's regional ports handle approximately 58 million tons of cargo yearly.

When the mind is in a state of uncertainty the smallest impulse directs it to either side.