Isn't it wonderful how dogs can win friends and influence people without ever reading a book.

Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal.

Choice, not chance, determines destiny.

The courage to speak must be matched by the wisdom to listen.

There is always something to be thankful for. If you can't pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your creditors.

Education helps you earn more. But not many schoolteachers can prove it.

Sign on a High School bulletin board in Dallas: Free every Monday through Friday-knowledge. Bring your own containers.

The biggest farce of man's history has been the argument that wars are fought to save civilization.

It's a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore it.

Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time.

Free advice is often overpriced.

If you get down and quarell everyday, you're saying prayers to the devil, I say.

I couldn't tell you why she felt that way but she felt it everyday. I couldn't help her; I just watched her make the same mistakes again.

There's been a lot of talk about Jack White wanting to work with me, and I've always admired him, and of course, he lives in Nashville, too.

Even when I was a kid, I had this insane head of flaming hair. It looked like a wig.

I have unlearned contempt; it is a sin that is engendered earliest in the soul, and doth beset it like a poison worm feeding on all its beauty.

I'm a fan of great storytelling.

Now nearly all those I loved and did not understand when I was young are dead, but I still reach out to them.

The jealous keys of truth's eternal doors.

Without sound conservation and management measures, fisheries will quickly become depleted and a basic component of global food security will be lost.

The Jews are of all peoples the grosses, the most ferocious, the most fanatical, and the most absurd.