Brain research tells us that only twenty percent of human beings have a sense of irony, which means that eighty percent of the world takes everything at face value.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

True forgiveness is when you can say, 'Thank you for that experience.

Love and loneliness, they are both coincidences.

I’ve found that lifting the lid with your foot is the most thorough and least gross path to two minutes of peace of mind.

The New Testament is the very best book that ever was or ever will be known in the world.

I was delighted to be able to do the movie ["Terminator: Genisys"] without getting exhausted or feeling old or tired or anything like this. I felt I was in great shape and I felt really young.

I wanted to be an architect. I used to draw houses and buildings and construct buildings on my own.

The Path is not far from man. When men try to pursue a course, which is far from the common indications of consciousness, this course cannot be considered The Path.

The objective is to pluck the geese in such a manner as to obtain the greatest number of feathers with the least amount of hissing.

Tout refus du langage est une mort. Any refusal of language is a death.

The quality of my life was the quality of my questions.