I’ve found that lifting the lid with your foot is the most thorough and least gross path to two minutes of peace of mind.

Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, In that case, you should always be a unicorn.

I slump in my chair, thinking how a narcotic party of one is no party at all.

Aw, you’re nothing but heart, Mako. Nice valentine in your skull, by the way. Is that temporary or did the Tanaka-kai change their daimon to attract the Powerpuff Girls crowd?

If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I’m going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes.

Faye, if you got eaten by another shark, would you please at least have the decency to say so? My time is kind of limited, if you know what I’m sayin’.

Turns out making a dramatic exit is a lot harder when you have to stand there and wait another twenty minutes for a boat to dock.

Enjoy your little run because there’s no way you get off this boat without her trying to slice your Achilles in half.

The words ‘drink me’ come to mind. Anyone besides me up for some heavy alcohol consumption?

Oh, Alice, you haven’t even had a taste of my romantic streak yet. And when the time’s right I don’t think I’ll have to ‘try’ to have my way with you. I just WILL.

Have you thrown ‘Why is a raven like a writing desk?’ at her yet?

Love keeps heart warm.

Mysteries are facts that haven't been formalized.

Ordinary folk prefer familiar tastes - they'd sooner eat the same things all the time - but a gourmet would sample a fried park bench just to know how it tastes.

We lie in wait for the right moment and the just cause, which, at this moment, is simply wanting to live.

People in this world of superficial communication find themselves isolated and lonely and have difficult in talking about personal things that really matter to them.

Chance the Rapper' is many things. I'm constantly evolving.

Come together, right now.

There is no safer place for your hopes and dreams than in the loving hands of your faithful Father.

The history of mankind is a history of war.

I don't have time for the news clippings. I got my own mission.