Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.

To some people the impossible is impossible.

It is sometimes the man who opens the door who is the last to enter the room.

It is never any good dwelling on goodbyes. It is not the being together that it prolongs it is the parting.

She allowed history to leave her without trying to hold it back, the way children allow a grand parade to pass, holding it in their memory, making it an unforgettable thing, making it their own

The agents of etatism have certainly not been lacking in zeal and energy. But, for all this, economic affairs cannot be kept going by magistrates and policemen.

Fear is not a lasting teacher of duty.

In the 60′s there was a look. In the 70′s there was a look, and in the 80′s. Now, it's a free-for-all.

How long would it take a school-inspector of average activity to tumble head over heels from London toYork?

I always thought that if I got no love at all early in my standup career, or I was god awful, I thought I'd get into psychology.

It's weird the way "finger puppet" sounds okay as a noun... ladies.

Overload 'em with information an' they'll kill yeh jus' to simplify things.

We are all affecting the world every moment, whether we mean to or not.

Ballybunion is the course on which many golf architects should live and play on before they build golf courses.