Better a days catch of fish than a lifetime of crabs.

Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.

Women with whiskers... its a bummer.

If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there's a woman.

I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors. The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds.

I will not give or back off from my path.

My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together.

Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.

Our founding fathers started this country and built it on God and His Word, and this country sure would be a better place to live and raise our children if we still followed their ideals and beliefs.

I guess the GOP may be more desperate than I thought to call somebody like me.

I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person.

My mouth is not talking, my fingers are!

You have two choices in life: Live the life you want or live the life of acceptance.

This is what I wanted. This guy. This life. This me. I was never getting my old life back, and I didn't care. I was happy. I was safe. I was right where I wanted to be.

The past is a work of art free of irrelevancies and loose ends.

Anxiety is the fear that one of a pair of opposites might cancel the other. Forever.

When I play, I feel like in a theatre, why should I look ugly then, because I'm a tennis player?

No one who can read, ever looks at a book, even unopened on a shelf, like one who cannot.

People think you're being dishonest because you're just too blunt.

The quality of a survival kit is determined how much it can help you when you need to sleep. If you can sleep well at night, you have it made. It should also assist you in meeting your water needs.

I have a luxury of people coming to see me whether I play for the crowd or not. I don't take that lightly.