Benedict may not be as hurt as he really is.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

If you don’t choose what you want, someone make the choice for you.

Your dream is to feel good

In the long run managements stressing accounting appearance over economic substance usually achieve little of either.

We'd like to get the fossil fuel industry on the back foot for a while, having to deal with us.

As far as I'm concerned, the only difference between the Republicans and the Democrats is the Republicans are Socialists and the Democrats are Bolsheviks.

For me, life has been interesting and entertaining, and I'm interested and curious about what's going to happen each day.

The Church of Christ is an anvil which has worn out many hammers. Our opponents may boast of their strength, but they do not realize what they have challenged.

It is quite possible for a work of literature to operate as a war machine upon its epoch.

Study is a life long pursuit.

Strong leaders encourage you to do things for your own benefit, not just theirs.