Below a certain point, if you keep too quiet, people no longer see you as thoughtful or deep; they simply forget you.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

Frightfully pale and perpetually odd

The success of the Rat Pack or the Clan was due to the camaraderie, the three guys who work together and kid each other and love each other.

For my part, I wish all guns with their belongings and everything could be sent to hell, which is the proper place for their exhibition and use.

If at one time or another I have brushed a few colleagues the wrong way, I must apologize: I had not realized that they were covered with fur.

They tease me now, telling me it was only a dream. But does it matter whether it was a dream or reality, if the dream made known to me the truth?

I don’t care what you are, Gem. I want you. I love you.

A crowd is an elemental thing. A word, a glance, and a crowd becomes a mob.

To those who feel defeated and downtrodden, look to the early hours of the day for your rescue...Shadows of yesterday's grief melt in the rays of early morn's opportunity.

I like to think I don't make music for ignorant people.

What, man, defy the devil. Consider, he's an enemy to mankind.