Belief about God is religion. Belief in God is faith.

Science explains the how.Philosophy explains the why.Free-thinkers need both.

The process of dying is falling asleep. The process of death is waking up.

Freemasonry is a spiritual practice that good men of every spiritual practice can agree upon.

Kill someone on the behalf of yourself, you get deemed a murderer. Kill someone on behalf of your Government, you get deemed a hero.

Never confuse fighting for one's government with fighting for one's country.

When it comes to matters of dealing with the Government, one has to go through red tape just to get to the actual red tape.

An ideologue is one who places agenda above truth.

Politics is a game played by the rich with the lives of the poor.

True power lies not in the spotlight, but in the influential shadows.

Mankind will never know peace until the last politician is strangled to death with the entrails of the last priest.

Only you can save yourself.

Ignorance is a fools castle.

I have always waited for the perfect tools to carve a statue, little did I realize that tools were never the issue, It's my carving skills which needed an upgrade and improvement.

There is no religion in which everyday life is not considered a prison there is no philosophy or ideology that does not think that we live in alienation.

I have always found that actively loving saves one from a morbid preoccupation with the shortcomings of society.

A nation has character only when it is free.

The three things that motivate creative people - autonomy, mastery, purpose!

But remember, I am no politician, and no seer into souls.

We should strive to go on in fortune and misfortune like a clock during a thunderstorm.

Thank you for listening to Comedy Bang Bang! My name is Scott Aukerman and I will see you next week.