Being a victim is almost as easy as being a liberal. It's one of the most gutless choices you could make.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Laughing made me feel safe. I was not going to be enveloped by the seediness that coated this world like dust.

We are too quick to live this life and forget that there is another world to come...this is not the end.

People don't get to see the unglamourous side.

There was always a creative impulse in me but I never felt rooted to anything.

Duty is what goes most against the grain, because in doing that we do only what we are strictly obliged to, and are seldom much praised for it.

I write journals and would recommend journal writing to anyone who wishes to pursue a writing career. You learn a lot. You also remember a lot... and memory is important

When you gotta go through something tough, I've always been a guy that just wants to get it out of the way.

If our company is to survive and prosper, over the long term we must get our share of the youth market.

John Wilkes Booth, who said, Sorry, I thought he was a critic. Never got a dinner!

Easter is an earthquake, an explosion. If you see it as less than that, you're not getting it.