Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong.

When I got across, I looked back and saw Tyson giving Grover a piggyback ride (or was it a goatyback ride?).

But remember, boy, that a kind act can sometimes be as powerful as a sword.

Don't worry, goat boy. The milkman is dead.

And you, Percy, are my favorite son.

Getting something and having the wits to use it...those are two different things.

You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.

Don’t judge someone until you’ve stood at his forge and worked with his hammer, eh?

Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.

You must carry on my spirit. It can no longer be carried by a god. It must be taken up by all of you. - Pan

I pulled out Riptide.

You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?

You all are the reason for my existence, if there is no YOU, there is no ME

From here on out, there's just reality. I think that's what maturity is: a stoic response to endless reality. But then, what do I know?

I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for a grown man to call a job.

A good novel doesn't just transcend the boundaries of its target market - it knows nothing about target markets.

The world is in need of an encompassing and of course, just and humane order in the light of which the rights of all are preserved and peace and security are safeguarded.

I love my fans more than life itself

As long as I'm alive, you'll never see the last of Lightning!

In a perfect world everything would be either black or white, right or wrong, and everyone would know the difference. But this isn't a perfect world. The problem is people who think it is.

Fortune cannot aid those who do nothing.