Babies have the power to make grumpy people happy because they love you no matter what. Dogs are that way, too.

Being loud after drinking wine doesn't help. Being silent after drinking wine doesn't help. Nothing really ever gets solved either way.

Sometimes the ones you trust aren't the most trustworthy. Just better actors.

Im so happy with The Blacklist. Give me more people to shoot and throw them off buildings.

Sports also teaches you that it's about the team, and the better your teammates are, the better they make you.

Enron and 9/11 marked the end of an era of individual freedom and the beginning of personal responsibility.

That's the conditions that prevail!

Those who are the most happy appear to know it the least; happiness is something that for the most part seems to mainly consist in not knowing it.

With faith, you may get stuck in a very big lie and may lose the truth forever; but with doubt, you can always reach the truth!

Chicken, brown rice, and veggies is a great healthy dinner option. It's full of whole grains and protein, and will keep you full for a long time.

A metaphor cannot be paraphrased

The last time the Cubs won the World Series was 1908. The last time they were in one was 1945. Hey, any team can have a bad century.