Atheism is not just about not believing there is a God, but on the assumption that there is one, what kind of God is he?

You don't need a Harvard MBA to know that the bedroom and the boardroom are just two sides of the same ballgame.

You are who you are when nobody's watching.

As I say I don't want to kill myself, I just wouldn't mind dying.

Estate agents: like them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.

The only reason people do not know much is because they do not care to know. They are incurious. Incuriousity is the oddest and most foolish failing there is.

People who can change and change again are so much more reliable and happier than those who can’t

Love in all eight tones and all five semitones of the word's full octave.

Wine can be a better teacher than ink, and banter is often better than books

Nothing in this world is at it seems. Except, possibly, porridge.

All the big words -virtue, justice, truth, ...- are dwarfed by the greatness of kindness

Appreciate what you have to get more of what you want.

As I acknowledge the boundaries within myself, I am given plenty of opportunities to reinforce them.

Whether I'm painting or not, I have this overweening interest in humanity. Even if I'm not working, I'm still analyzing people.

General Motors spends more on health care than steel.

Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat it's not as enjoyable that's survival.

Stan Hack has as many friends in baseball as Leo Durocher has enemies

Celebrity has become, for better or worse, an art form. An artist can use themselves as a medium to become a celebrity as a walking work of art.

A lot of people do have tragic childhoods. But you know what? Get over it.

Opportunity does not knock. You have to find it

When people do not ignore what they should ignore, but ignore what they should not ignore, this is known as ignorance.