At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider?

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

Get close to only those who renew our spirit and sense of purpose in life.

Ironically, there isn't much comedy film in Britain, which is quite surprising seeing that we're quite good at it.

Anything that increases the voice of young women tends therefore to reduce the fertility rate.

The dynamo of our economic system is self-interest which may range from mere petty greed to admirable types of self-expression.

Nicotine has been proven addictive harmful to teenagers, threatening normal brain development.

Boxing is not for killing each other.

I am a genius. Then it amused me to keep saying so, but now it does not. I expected to be happy sometime. Now I know I shall never be.

I have been in the witness protection program for the last three weeks. I campaigned for Ralph Nader. I'm now living as a woman in Mississippi.

Rap is not pop, if you call it that then stop...

The life of the golfer is not all gloom; There's always the lies in the locker room.