At restaurants, I carry paper and markers and tell everyone to draw a picture with a unicorn, an octopus and an explosion. That keeps kids still for a minute.

It's a war of attrition. If you have patience and a modicum of faith in yourself your chances are not too bad.

Children are like crazy, drunken small people in your house.

I'm so not stylish by nature, but I've learned to work with what I have.

I'm on a strict gossip diet. No gossip websites, no gossip magazines. Otherwise, I find it paralyzing to exist.

Baltimore is a great place.

I've had a little bad, bad media luck the new year. Well, apparently I'm dating Bill Clinton, which makes me nervous. I didn't know, though.

Success is getting up one more time than you fall down.

I suffer the terrible disease of low self-esteem.

I grew up playing field hockey and lacrosse - prep school sport - and I was terrible at them.

I guess I'm not that aware of such a big fan base. I have a few core people who write me no matter what I'm doing, but I hardly have sacks of mail being dropped on my door!

The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding.

Don't let success go to your head and failure to your heart." - Will Smith.

We all need our heroes, not just in time of chaos but also in the time of peace.

The more incompetent one feels, the more eager he is to fight.

EXTREME LUXURY ISN'T THE MOST BLING-BLING, IT'S EXTREME REFINEMENT, WHICH IS COUTURE AT ITS FINEST.

A country becomes more prosperous in proportion to the rise in the invested capital unit per unit of its population.

You can't always go to the well and have things be funny.

I think people have come to know me, and I don't deviate too much as an individual. What you see is what you get.

I hope I don't make it sound like it's this big to-do, but even putting on real cufflinks takes work.