At my first Masters, I got the feeling, that if I didn't play well, I wouldn't go to heaven.

Golf's three ugliest words: still your shot.

Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag, and squinty eyes.

The fact is all golfers are equipment junkies and professional golfers are the worst of the lot. They'll do anything to find the perfect putter even though they'll insist no such instrument exists.

If you don't get everything you want, think of the things you don't get that you don't want.

I'm great at lying to myself.

Every possession and every happiness is but lent by chance for an uncertain time, and may therefore be demanded back the next hour.

In my better sense of mind, I know that I'm far from alone and far from the worst, and the earth keeps spinning. Everything keeps moving, with or without me.

My dream life is just to go back to my job full-time. And be with my family. You know, regular dreams, common dreams that everyone has.

Our military and the strength of our military and the strengthening of our military is a number one priority for the Trump administration.

Terror is trump. Common, brutal suppression methods are considered as sanctified laws. "Old Fighters" are holy ones. From the district leader upwards there are only Gods!

In hindsight it may even seem inevitable that a socialist society will starve when it runs out of capitalists.

Empathy: Emptying our mind and listening with our whole being

If it gets laughs, it’s funny.