As pills that are outwardly fair, gilt, and rolled in sugar, but within are full of bitterness, even so lustful pleasure is no sooner hatched but remorse is at hand, ready to supplant her.

Beware! Friends are like chameleons, for they can turn enemies overnight.

I pray there's a God...I know there's an Oprah.

People get into stand-up comedy by and large because they're smart and they have a perspective.

On some campuses, change is effected through nonviolent or even violent means.

I had four gold medals, but you can't eat four gold medals.

It’s easier to look sexy when you’re thinking of one man in particular.

One cannot manage change. One can only be ahead of it.

AIG would be doing fine today. It was one of the ten largest companies in the United States in terms of market value, over 200 billion, the most respected insurer and everything in the world.

The last suit that you wear, you don't need any pockets.

Herein indeed consists the excellence of the English government, that all parts of it form a mutual check upon each other.