As far as humor goes, I've always been a very insecure person and I've always wanted to be liked.

I think anyone who has an opinion, and voices it, will offend someone.

It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath.

I was fine, until I was born. And it's been downhill ever since.

Base not your joy on the deeds of others. For what has been given can be taken away.

People ask how I learned to play bass with one hand. Well, with a face like mine, you learn to do a lot of things with one hand.

We live to avoid death, we exist to avoid unexistence

It's bad poetry executed by people that can't sing. That's my definition of Rap.

I hate the human race. Of course, therefore, I hate myself the most, because I am the least of the human race.

I'm the product of 6 million years of evolution? Come on, man. I crawled out of a swamp yesterday.

It seems to be that southern Europeans are just more intimate socially, whereas I like a lot of personal space - like, a mile from the nearest person is fine for me.

Hope meets a dead end when the only chance in sight comes to naught.

Please don’t tell me, it was less painful than a broken backbone, a forgotten poem, a lost home.

The key to the match might have been his serving. Maybe I should have concentrated harder on watching them go by me, I don't know.

Everyone wants to belong, or be a part of something bigger than themselves, but it's important to follow your heart and be true to yourself in the process.

Everything that is, was, and will be, eternally IS, even the countless forms, which are finite and perishable only in their objective, not in their ideal Form.

I know reform is never easy. But I know reform is right.

I'm trying to change the world.

Buttercup, miserable even with Prim’s constant attention, huddles in the cube and exhales cat breath in my face.

I mistrust the term graphic novel because it sounds like a good thing to put on a tee-shirt. That's why the French like them.

You need education. You need subsistence protection. We need jobs and social security. These are preconditions under which it will perhaps be possible to deal with these complex circumstances.