Base not your joy on the deeds of others. For what has been given can be taken away.

I think anyone who has an opinion, and voices it, will offend someone.

It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath.

I was fine, until I was born. And it's been downhill ever since.

People ask how I learned to play bass with one hand. Well, with a face like mine, you learn to do a lot of things with one hand.

We live to avoid death, we exist to avoid unexistence

It's bad poetry executed by people that can't sing. That's my definition of Rap.

I hate the human race. Of course, therefore, I hate myself the most, because I am the least of the human race.

I'm the product of 6 million years of evolution? Come on, man. I crawled out of a swamp yesterday.

It seems to be that southern Europeans are just more intimate socially, whereas I like a lot of personal space - like, a mile from the nearest person is fine for me.

Have faith that when bad things happen to you, I belief in an after life, it is better to suffer here on Earth than what awaits you. That is why I pray for pain, and I get it. I do.

Daylight reveals color; artificial light drains it.

The beginning of knowledge is to know thyself a sinner.

Death for the Christian is a turning off the light because the dawn has come.

May your thoughts, words and actions arise from love.

Thus each truth discovered was a rule available in the discovery of subsequent ones.

Perhaps the Mad Hatter had a reason for calling time Him.

The Roman Catholic Church isn't going to change its theologies.

I wrote a script. I actually enjoyed writing it more than acting. It's about the Irish rebellion of 1920, which is a fascinating period and place for me

We passed welfare reform. All of you know I believe we were right to do it.

They are hare-brain'd slaves.