Apple might not love me, but I love Apple.

You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one - I can't speak for you, but I'm on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.

What we don't have a right to is healthcare, housing, or handouts. We don't have those rights.

Girl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!

Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.

Sometimes the hardest part of the journey is believing you're worthy of the trip.

The shadows are only the darkest when the light is at its brightest.

The moment you stop worrying about success is when success will happen.

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.

If you have a priest that is pushing social justice, go find another parish. Go alert your bishop.

All men are created equal. It is what you do from there that makes the difference. We are all free agents in life. We make our own decisions. We control our own destiny.

Children need to know that the things that make them vastly different from one another are the very things that make them beautifully special.

America, the plum blossoms are falling.

Stories are light.

There is not a need to prove anything to anyone with your words. Let that which you are - that which you are living - be your clear example to uplift others.

Why are a 'wise man' and a 'wiseguy' opposites?

Politics are a part of athletics now. Politics is a part of everything. And athletics is no exception.

I don't have much contact at all with other black metal bands.

The more competition, the better. I hope to get snubbed again this year.

Grab it while you can — grab every scrap of happiness while you can

Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.