All men are created equal. It is what you do from there that makes the difference. We are all free agents in life. We make our own decisions. We control our own destiny.

You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one - I can't speak for you, but I'm on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.

What we don't have a right to is healthcare, housing, or handouts. We don't have those rights.

Girl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!

Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.

Sometimes the hardest part of the journey is believing you're worthy of the trip.

The shadows are only the darkest when the light is at its brightest.

The moment you stop worrying about success is when success will happen.

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.

If you have a priest that is pushing social justice, go find another parish. Go alert your bishop.

People should be free, people should be unencumbered by regulation as much as possible, that big government always goes corrupt and the truth shall always set you free.

Mrs. Bittarcy rustled ominously, holding her peace meanwhile. She feared long words she did not understand. Beelzebub lay hid among too many syllables.("The Man Whom The Trees Loved")

Rich men use most of their money to get richer. Poor men use most of their money to look richer.

Managers in all too many American companies do not achieve the desired results because nobody makes them do it.

We can't value only what is easy to measure; measurable outcomes may be the least important results of learning.

We always do what's natural, only sometimes we shouldn't do it.

I will reform our broken visa system. Nearly half of the people in this country illegally came here on legal visas and simply never left. We need to fix that.

The world needs all the help you can give by way of cheerful, optimistic, inspiring thought and personal example.

There's no way anyone in the world is having more fun than I am. I truly believe that.

Maybe being home schooled, Carter didn’t realize that “test” is normally a bad thing.

Twere too absurd to slight For the hereafter the todays delight!