Anybody with any ambition at all, or intelligence, has left Canada and is now living in New York.

I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.

I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early this morning doing the same thing in my daughter's kindergarten class.

The modern tribalism of the left demands that each person choose a group and then agree with everything that group agrees with. And anybody who leaves that group is stoned to death.

Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice, but you don't take him seriously. That is Canada.

Feminism's latest victory: the right to get your limbs blown off in war. Congratulations.

Anybody who sides with Canada internationally in a debate between the U.S. and Canada, say, Belgium, is somebody whose opinion we shouldn't care about in the first place.

Unless you know a lot more about something than I do, I am not really that interested. I have too much information already.

It is nice to be around people who think differently than you. They challenge your ideas and keep you from being complacent.

It is increasingly important to be open-minded.

I will say, the one thing Mexico does well is punish prisoners. They do. They're good at that.

somehow people forget that there is God....what more to us we're just individuals, , to forget is part of imperfections..

...life is extremely resilient but not infinitely so.

We have a responsibility to stand watch over one another, we are watchers, all of us, watchers, guarding against the darkness.

Few are sufficiently wise to prefer censure which is useful to praise which is treacherous.

Sadness of love without release.

The first time we put Debbie Downer on the show, I had a giggle fit that I couldn't control, and the whole cast ended up breaking so hard we could never quite recover.

I feel I am a players' coach. The only thing that means is I care about my players more than anything.

The greatest owner in professional sports history is Eddie DeBartolo.

The story of Little Blue Riding Hood is true. Only the color has been changed to prevent an investigation.

The ability to plan for what has not yet happened, for a future that has only been imagined, is one of the hallmarks of leadership.