We have a responsibility to stand watch over one another, we are watchers, all of us, watchers, guarding against the darkness.

The functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion and empathy.

The whisper of the dusk is night shedding its husk.

Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.

Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.

Nothing is worse than being alone on the evening of the day when one's cow has exploded.

Only once in a generation does anything as fresh as a vomiting detective come along.

The hands of every clock are shears, trimming us away scrap by scrap, and every time piece with a digital readout blinks us towards implosion.

Most people tend to think the best of those who are blessed with beauty; we have difficulty imagining that physical perfection can conceal twisted emotions or a damaged mind.

Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist.

Given my heritage and the ordeal of my childhood, I sometimes wonder why I myself am not insane. Maybe I am.

S.M."Social Media or Social Menace?I'll leave it to you to work out.

You must know that you are worth much to me whether you accomplish anything or not. Even if you are rejected in the world's eyes, you are valuable to me.

Your identity should not be fully defined by what you do, by being a manager, a wife, a mother of children or a computer programmer

If you hit a bad shot, just tell yourself it is great to be alive, relaxing and walking around on a beautiful golf course. The next shot will be better.

Hurricane Katrina was caused by political correctness. I said it!

I'm not the kind of guy that really thinks I'm a celebrity or feels that I'm important or anything like that.

God's mill grinds slow, but sure.

It's money that brings trouble. It always has and it always will.

When a lost loved one appears before you, it's your brain that fights it, not your heart.

I love going to the movies; I love watching good movie actors. They must know something I don't.