Any task can be completed in only one-third more time than is currently estimated.

Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.

Simply stated, it is sagacious to eschew obfuscation.

Hardware works best when it matters the least.

Rank does not intimidate hardware. Neither does the lack of rank.

People do not win people fights. Lawyers do.

Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm... gets eaten.

Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it always increases.

One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'

Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound ... Q.E.D.

Nonviolence is a way of life, where the task is to awaken the underlying goodness of every human being.

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.

I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them.

Insiders say Obama's pretty comfortable around actors. He should be. He has been 'acting' like he was born in Hawaii for a long time.

I must be the luckiest man in the world. Not only am I bisexual, I am also Welsh.

The human heart is like a ship on a stormy sea driven about by winds blowing from all four corners of heaven.

I go in for what is known in the trade as 'light writing' and those who do that - humorists they are sometimes called - are looked down upon by the intelligentsia and sneered at.

My religion is a religion of sharing, not of following

Speaking of competition in the fast-food industry. This is rat eat rat, dog eat dog. I'll kill 'em, and I'm going to kill 'em before they kill me.

As things are brought back under Christ's rule and authority, they are restored to health, beauty, and freedom.