Any outfit that can't figure out clean toilets and decent theming on its own can't benefit from my advice.

All secrets become deep. All secrets become dark. That's in the nature of secrets.

When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Never underestimate the determination of a kid who is time-rich and cash-poor.

This is why I loved technology: if you used it right, it could give you power and privacy.

Write even when the world is chaotic. You don’t need a cigarette, silence, music, a comfortable chair, or inner peace to write. You just need ten minutes and a writing implement.

The fact is, almost everything you do is collaborative. Somewhere out there, someone else had a hand it it.

Universal access to human knowledge is in our grasp, for the first time in the history of the world. This is not a bad thing.

The big problem isn’t piracy, it’s obscurity.

We don’t care about what you did yesterday—we care about what you’re going to do tomorrow.

Conversation is king. Content is just something to talk about.

Their lips were too thin to ask forgiveness, and their minds too mean to understand love.

When you steal from the library, you are preventing anyone else from reading that book, and the very notion makes me want to drop you in the Void.

The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.

Anything that comes easy comes wrong.

If you combine all the spectral rays into a single beam, you get white light; and, if you combine all the virtues into a single beam, you get charity.

Many would live by their Wits, but break for want of Stock.

But there's still an avenue for smaller comics and personal expression

Religion has been compelled by science to give up one after another of its dogmas. . . .

Ozzie Smith is out there roaming around like glass.

Music can noble hints impart, Engender fury, kindle love, With unsuspected eloquence can move, And manage all the man with secret art.