Any noun can be verbed.

A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.

Adapting old programs to fit new machines usually means adapting new machines to behave like old ones.

Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it. Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.

When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.

It is better to have 100 functions operate on one data structure than to have 10 functions operate on 10 data structures.

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm.

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.

A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.

Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.

If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.

Human nature defeats me sometimes, how greed and spite can lurk so divisively around the utmost courage and sacrifice.

My aim is to sort the jumble of information we throw at these children and present it in such a way that they will have a greater chance of achieving independence and fulfilment.

Rain didn't make things messy. People did that all on their own.

Drumming is the simplest thing that we can do to bring us together.

Your reality, Sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever!

I think it turned out to be a pretty good movie [42]. I wouldn't lie to you.

Suffice to say, many women find their first appearance on a comedy panel show to be their last. Second chances seem to be given less often to the female of the species.

I like to hear and smell the countryside, the land that my characters inhabit. I don’t want these characters to step off the page, I want them to step out of the landscape.

Actors always think that others are getting more work than them. In my case, they usually are.

The passage of time has not altered the capacity of the Redeemer to change lives.