Anorexics never have boyfriends. ... That's one way to know you don't have anorexia, if you have a boyfriend.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

Inspiration may be a form of superconsciousness, or perhaps of subconsciousness - I wouldn't know. But I am sure it is the antithesis of self-consciousness.

I sometimes wonder whether all pleasures are not substitutes for joy.

I do not believe in god because I do not believe in Mother Goose.

I love sport as long as its kept as an entertainment - not a meaning of life.

In short, not only are things not what they seem, they are not even what they are called!

All of us... when we think we are talking most intimately to someone else, are actually addressing an image we have of the person to whom we believe we speak.

The diesel engine industry has illegally poured millions of tons of pollution into the air, .. It's time for the industry to clean up its act, and it's time for it to clean up the air.

Technologies are not merely aids to human activity, but also powerful forces acting to reshape that activity and its meaning.

I love Superman. Because he represents the hero with 1,000 faces. And the potential that lies in every human on this planet.

Art is a war - between ourselves and the forces of self-sabotage that would stop us from doing our work. The artist is a warrior.