And with just 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.

Never go for a 50-50 ball unless you're 80-20 sure of winning it.

I always think the toughest commentary is on a bad goalless draw. If I were assessing a young commentator, I would rate him on a game where nothing is happening.

...and he crosses the line with the ball almost mesmerically tied to his foot with a piece of string.

Billy Gilbert hit a kamikaze back pass which Justin Fashinu pounced on like a black Frank Bruno

...space flight still had a long way to go to catch up with the safety record of the milkshake industry.

The portrait of my parents is a complicated one, but lovingly drawn.

Being an actress isn't as fun as it may seem. If I don't love something, I stop doing it. I don't love acting anymore, so I've stopped doing it.

Iran is celebrating the nuclear deal. The Iranians are going crazy. They're drinking non-alcoholic champagne and thinking about dancing. That's how excited they are.

If the poor rabbits knew I was selling their dead bodies for wine, they would be heartbroken.

My goal in life is to be your best friend when you open your closet

Fighting a cold, but I'm powering through. As they say, there's nothing better for a cold than doing interviews all day.

I don't like religion very much. I think it's all about people trying to be very certain about things that are very uncertain.

I am very competitive, so when I fail I use what I learned from that mishap to fuel success.

We must pass a national energy policy to continue our successes in the War on Terrorism.