...and he crosses the line with the ball almost mesmerically tied to his foot with a piece of string.

Never go for a 50-50 ball unless you're 80-20 sure of winning it.

And with just 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.

I always think the toughest commentary is on a bad goalless draw. If I were assessing a young commentator, I would rate him on a game where nothing is happening.

Billy Gilbert hit a kamikaze back pass which Justin Fashinu pounced on like a black Frank Bruno

There are two ways to find a lost city. The first is to rely on luck alone, the second is to control all the information.

Fable has strong shoulders that carry far more truth than fact can.

That woman." Vee hissed, "I'm making the sign of the cross right now.

America has to make a new trade deal with Mexico because we're getting clobbered.

They're only words. You can't be afraid of words that speak the truth, even if it's an unpleasant truth.

Well, I sort of don't trust anybody who doesn't like Led Zeppelin.

Do not strive for the shine of jade, but clatter like stone.

Trying to be a man is a waste of a woman?

I think acting is only one part of the piece of the movie. I'ts an important piece, but I'd like to be involved in all the other aspects of making movies.

Dressing is a way of life.