And why are we supposed to be serious about God? Did God show up and crack the whip? “You there, Annie in Ohio, I see you laughing a lot and frankly it really pisses Me off . . . “ (50)

Sometimes the dying live more fiercely and wisely than the rest of us. (146)

College was at the heart of his sentimental imagination.

Life is mean! Don't lose your humour jacket. You'll really need it.

It is easier to deceive yourself, and to do so unperceived, than to deceive another.

You know that, according to quantum theory, if two particles collide with enough energy you can, in principle, with an infinitesimal probability, produce two grand pianos.

I often think that could we creep behind the actor's eyes, we would find an attic of forgotten toys and a copy of the Domesday Book.

A nervous breakdown waits around the corner for anyone who lets himself wallow in bitterness. Little by little, it takes over your whole being.

Women are successful in the business world because the business world was created by men. Men are babies. And women areGood With Kids.

I smoke 'cos I'm hoping for an early death and I need to cling to something.

Speak softly, I'm getting my massage.