And I'm sure after Facebook it will be the little cameras that we have implanted into the palms of our hands and we'll be debating whether we should get them, and then we'll all get them.

The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons ... were the fatties.

I had great difficulty in school interacting with others, and I took refuge in the contrived setting of play acting, which is what I still do.

I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish household where we only observed the religion on very specific times like a funeral or a Bar Mitzvah.

Every character I play has to be the hero of his own story, the way we're all heroes of our own lives.

I have an iPad and I watch three things: 'The Daily Show,' '60 Minutes,' and 'Meet the Press.'

No compliment is ever sufficient and every insult, of course, is true.

I have one female fan. But she lives with me. I'm not aware of any others.

Society will decide after the technology is created what we will and won't accept.

The happiest moments for me, creatively, are doing readings of a play around a table where there's no audience.

People ask me what my hobbies are in interviews, and I always say biking. But all I bike for is to get to rehearsal more quickly.

The purpose of that apple tree is to grow a little new wood each year. That is what I plan to do.

He who is jealous, is never jealous of what you see, with what is imagined is enough.

Nothing is more generally known than the duties which belong to christianity; and yet, how amazing is it, nothing is less practised?

See your reality as a life that has many tracks or potentials that you call "the future."

Any political historian can give innumerable examples of one percenters who have gone on to success, maybe even Bill Clinton himself?

It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive.

You know, 600,000 millionaires get a Social Security check every month. I think there's enough waste and inefficiency.

I like going to New York. I like the galleries and the theatre and the restaurants and bars and music. I think that city is more alive than Los Angeles.

Each in his narrow cell forever laid, The rude forefathers of the hamlet sleep.

The most likely victim of actual religious discrimination in British society is a Muslim but the person who is most likely to feel slighted because of their religion is an evangelical Christian.